Dark, Cozy, and
a Little Cursed
You’ve just stumbled into Cursed Carp — a chaotic little nook for dark romantasy lovers and cozy goths alike. Here we worship fantasy, spice, crystals, cats, iced coffee, rainy days, cozy blankets... and maybe scream-cry to Sleep Token while we’re at it.
Poke around and you’ll find bookish merch, updates on my upcoming debut romantasy series, and maybe a side quest or two (yes, I also burn things… I’m a pyrographer, it’s fine).
Slide into my socials any time with your thoughts, hopes, dreams, or unhinged book recs. Chances are… I’m spiraling about the same thing. 🖤
Welcome, fellow cursed creatures.
Shop Cursed Products
Get ready to fill your shelves and closets with cozy chaos and bookish attitude. New merch is on the way, made for romantasy readers, cozy chaos-lovers, and the delightfully unhinged.
Soon you'll find:
☕ Mugs like "Smells Like Smut", "Emotionally Attached to Fictional Men", and "I'd Rather Be Reading (and avoiding responsibilities)".
👕 Shirts & Hoodies stamped with "Certified Book Bitch", "Cursed But Well-Read", and "Morally Grey & Loving It".
🕯️ Candles that whisper "Dark Academia Dreams" and "Cozy, Cursed, & Slightly Feral".
🎒 Totes & Accessories for when you need to carry 7 books but only plan to read 1 (we get it).
